How to NOT build a Rocket in KSP

A fun lesson on how NOT to build a rocket in Kerbal Space Program (KSP):

• Don’t bother with planning or researching the best materials and designs for your rocket. Just grab whatever parts you can find and start slapping them together.
• Ignore the basic laws of physics and make your rocket as heavy as possible. The more weight, the better!
• Don’t worry about the stability of your rocket. It’s always fun to watch it wobble and spin out of control.
• Forget about testing your rocket on the launchpad. It’s way more exciting to just launch it straight into the sky without checking for any potential problems.
• Once your rocket is in the air, don’t bother with controlling its trajectory. Just sit back and hope for the best!
• If your rocket starts to fall back to the ground, don’t try to save it. Let it crash and burn! It’s all part of the fun.
• Have fun watching your rocket explode and fall apart in spectacular fashion!

In conclusion, if you want to have a blast (pun intended) and not succeed at building a rocket in KSP, just follow these simple steps and you’re sure to fail in style!